Courtesy Ted Barlow and friends. Ted's reason:
I'm anticipating a tough week. But rather than shutting down entirely, I'm just going to change format. This week, all week, I'm posting nothing but original politically-themed "How many 'x' does it take to change a lightbulb?" jokes. Stay tuned.
And I have to say... wow... many contributions from visitors leaving comments too. My faves from Andrew Northrup:
Q: How many North Korean nuclear devices does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Saddam Hussein.
(The preceeding joke has been brought to you by George W. Bush.)
.. and Tbogg:
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Five. The same amount it took to select a dimbulb.